A blog, it turns out, is not for me. I'm too busy to keep it updated. Instead of leaving my site here to rot, I turned it into something cute and informative that I hope is reminiscent of the early 2000s (and fitting for my username). When I come across them, I will make note of any other cow facts and add them when I find time.
I'm sorry to all those who enjoyed my former site and I hope you understand.